December 2009
22 posts
2010--Year of the Tiger
I was born under the sign, so hopefully I can make it a better year for myself.
“This is so cool, it’s diabetic!”
– Boy at my orthodontist’s office
I don’t know why it took me so long to realize this, but most of the girls I went to high school with look like the girls from Jersey Shore.
JFK's "I'm On a Boat" →
Take a picture, trick. I’m on a boat, bitch.
We drinking Santana champ ‘cause it’s so crisp
I got my swim trunks on and my flippie-floppies …
I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat!
+Managed to skip the re-scheduled special Christmas service at chuch because the parking lot was iced and street parking was taken.
+Escaped the Sunday creepy/manhandling hugs of old Korean men.
+Went to Dean and Deluca instead.
++++++Ate donuts.
My home has mice/rats. I made the mistake of looking up severe infestation signs online and all I can think about is the word “nest” and the unnecessary picture that accompanied it over and over.
Merry Christmas.
Thank You Jesus...Or Surprisingly Sensible Korean...
The special Christmas service at my parents’ church has been cancelled because of an ice storm. My mom thought the ice storm was no big deal and Christian spirits would guide us safely to the church, which looks very similar to the Waco Compound. This is the first time I will not be spending Christmas Eve at church…I don’t know what to do! I think I’m going to put on my...
WatchEva Mendes loves to go to a jimjillbang (Korean spa) in Koreatown! She has no fear of ajummas with the “Italy cloth.” Joh-ttah!
I really hope Conan O’Brien filmed a bit at the jimjillbang, but this is an old clip. WHY HAS HE NOT GONE?
“It presents me with so many chimeras and imaginary monsters, one after another,...”
– Michel de Montaigne, “On Idleness”
WatchWhen my mom first heard English spoken, she said she thought it sounded like grunting pigs. Karen sent me this video of an Italian singer who wrote a song of babble to sound like English. It sounds a lot cooler than grunting pigs, but maybe because I like the choreography.
My dad gave my mom dark chocolate pomegranate truffles for their anniversary. They are great. I am eating all of them.
“Perhaps I could improvise some of my Def Poetry Jams”
– Artie from Glee <3
I might have to marry a Canadian to get insurance...
itoodislikeit:
theycallmeradish:
Unknown to me, I have been uninsured since November 8. And I can’t reapply for the same shitty individual policy until the new year. Cheers.
My mother’s insurance is the Cadillac Escalade of health insurances. I am not taking this well.
I would invite you to marry moi, but New York just voted that shit down again. I actually do think insurance through my job...
I might have to marry a Canadian to get insurance...
Unknown to me, I have been uninsured since November 8. And I can’t reapply for the same shitty individual policy until the new year. Cheers.
My mother’s insurance is the Cadillac Escalade of health insurances. I am not taking this well.
Since my mom has been out of town, I’ve been hanging out with my dad and I’ve learned some new things about my dear (Ah)pa:
He misses Johnny Carson
He loves the Tiger Woods scandal and likes to theorize on what went wrong. (“He has too much money, that’s why he is hanging out with the nappun yeujas [bad girls].”)
Does not blink an eye or question why I’ve...
itoodislikeit:
theycallmeradish:
It’s a bad sign if I miss vicodin, right?
NINA come visit me, I pulled a muscle in my side in September :)
I want to visit you for you! I’m hustlehustlehustlehustling to make the donuts rain for a plane ticket.
It’s a bad sign if I miss vicodin, right?
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what...”
– Alice in Wonderland