Hark! Relatives Arrive Like the Second Coming
With all the speed and grace of a kamikaze pilot, my uncle from South Korea called us at 6 a.m. this morning to let us know that he and his wife will be visiting us—next week. And staying until March 16th.
Besides almost braining my mother with the remote control (I thought it was the phone…”ANSWER THE PHONE MOM”.) while half asleep, I am handling things as poorly as I can.
WORST.TIMING.IMAGINABLE. I’m going to throw myself in the no starch laundry shirts bucket at the cleaner’s. Someone wake me up in April.
